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We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

I guess you guys never played a game we liked to call “duck, duck, goose”

The premise of the game is that ducks are cool and they are your friends. But the moment you find a goose you run the fuck away as if your soul and anal virginity were on the line…

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